Thu 05-11-2009

I Love This ….Still Laughing

• Yay…Bonfire night…but somehow it doesnt hold the magic of my youth…Treacle toffee…hot pot with red cabbage…Roman Candles, rockets and sparklers burning holes in your woolly gloves…..ahhh…those were the days.
  

• The bonus of today is that I am off tomorrow and plan to chill, although I still have to be up early to deliver Princess to school doh !!!
• 08:30  the old man jibes are flowing thick and fast in the office this morning….god help me next year when I hit 50, it was nice that they remembered though…sort of.
• Jourd and Emms are cooking my birthday dinner tonight (Maybe its just as well im off tomorrow) and then we are chilling with a few DVD’s

And  Thursday 5th Nov Can Only Mean One Thing

OMG  Im 49 today

Todays Tunes

10 Things You Don’t Know About Attraction According to Cosmo

There are some surprising — and kinda crazy — factors that come into play when choosing a mate or even just a hookup. Like his belly button and the color of your clothing. Intrigued? Read on…

Your Nose Should Be Part of Foreplay

• The blend of lavender and pumpkin turns guys on. But, you don’t have to bake a pie and douse yourself in lavender oil. You can create the combination by lighting two candles or spraying these scents on your neck. Oh, and tell your guy to spritz on a cologne with hints of cucumbers or black licorice, since those smells were found to arouse women.   As you will see from my “About Me” page…Lavender makes me wretch…Next !!

Guys Find Women in This Color More Desirable

• A chick in red is more likely to be asked on a date and have more money spent on her. It’s because men are influenced by cultural symbols — like Valentine’s Day — that associate the color with romance, and primal instincts that link the color with sex. Maybe that’s why the butts of some animals turn red when they are ready to mate. Therefore men prefer women with red butts ????

Cocktail Goggles Are for Real

• When we’re drunk, guys look cuter because we don’t notice the asymmetry of their face. The biological explanation: A symmetric guy is less likely to have genetic defects and makes a better mate. There ya go girls..Im cute when im drunk…the slurred words are obviously an added attraction

Men Do This When They’re into Someone

• A man will subconsciously position his belly button toward the woman in the room he is most attracted to — even if he’s speaking with someone else. (Suss out your competition by checking out which women are pointing their belly buttons at him, since the rule applies to chicks as well!) And just below the belly button is ?????…cmon…its not rocket science

It’s All About Timing

• One week you might be craving that beefy guy at the gym, but the next week you have the hots for the slender guy next door. This could be because ovulating women prefer men with masculine features, who would make the strongest, healthiest children. Meanwhile, menstruating women want men with softer, more feminine looks who seem kinder and more cooperative.Good god….so confusing

Stress Equals Sexual Attraction

• A guy in a high-anxiety or stressful situation is more likely to take a chance on you. Researchers set out to see how adrenaline and risk played into attraction by putting a woman on both a shaky and stable bridge. The study found that men who crossed the unstable bridge were more likely to ask out the same woman afterward than those men who crossed a steady bridge. It’s because conditions of high stimulation heighten sexual attraction.  My god…..I MUST be sexy….no comments please!!

Size (of His Gut) Matters

• You can tell a lot about a guy’s sex drive and fertility before he even drops trousers. Men with broad shoulders and a solid chest have a lesser health risk, making them better mates. Meanwhile, guys with a gut have lower levels of testosterone. Low testosterone leads to a lower sex drive and lower fertility…..Thats it !!!…Salad for me !!

A Sign It Could Be Long-Term Love

• If you and your guy’s mom look alike, there’s a good chance it’ll work out between you two. Guys are more likely to pair up with women whose bone structure is similar to their own mothers. It’s called “sexual imprinting,” and suggests that the faces we find appealing as adults are determined in childhood.Men fancy their Mums?????..Wrong Wrong Wrong!!!

The 5/15 Rule

• If a dude touches you 5 times in 15 minutes, you are totally in. A man will find excuses to put his hands on you to see how you respond. He might touch your arm, tuck a piece of hair behind your ear, or play with your necklace. If you tighten up and freeze, he’ll know to back off. So grabbing your butt is a good sign ladies

This Move Means He’s Smitten

• When a guy mirrors your moves, he’s subconsciously telling you he’s interested in you. Sitting the same way as you, doing the same hand motions, and leaning his head in the same direction are all subtle cues that he’s attracted. And if he licks his lips after you lick yours, it’s a definite sign of desire. So I have tocross my legs at a sideways angle, play with my hair and lick my own lips…REALLY….she will just think im a nutter

Well…I have learnt an awful lot…get drunk, Act like a girl, grab her butt, act stressed, tell her she looks like my mother (Who  BTW is 89)  and point my tackle in her direction…How could I possibly fail ????

I have a feeling Patricia may regret sending me this excellent advice

Todays Funny

I Want these towels …Just in case the above tips fail me